And Then There Was Leftneck…

So if you are reading this, then you are one of the chosen few here on earth, or at least the United States. If you believe in signs from God (Dad) or that sort of thing, then this is definitely one of those moments. Yes, I have a website – big deal. I had to do it because people do not read much of anything these days, let alone The Bible. I mean look at you… when was the last time you read your Bible? Do you even own a Bible? Have you ever read The Bible? Exactly! It seems that the lack of reading has contributed to my followers somehow confusing me and my beliefs with somebody else.

Therefore I have come to spread the truth and try to respond to all of my phony worshippers. This will be a colossal mission because Satan has infiltrated my supporters with greed, power, and a false reality. To help me monitor and respond to the onslaught of ignorance I have my Apostles. They have proven their allegiance and commitment to the cause without explicitly knowing who I really was. I have been living as a leftneck in the Midwest for the last 30 years, screaming just to be heard. The Apostles were the ones who finally listened… thank you!

Please stay tuned for my blog and the blogs of my Apostles. We will keep Satan in check by exposing his grip on conservative politics, the Federal Reserve, oil, currency, and war. Please check out (and “like”) me on Facebook and follow me on Twitter.

Offer unto me your contact info if you would like to participate, be part of our street team, donate, or just politic.

Thank you for taking the time to visit my website and please come back soon. Dad bless you.

Peace be with you.

Leftneck Jesus

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