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de Tocqueville Was Right

de Tocqueville was right, Americans really are too stupid to govern themselves. Go ahead and call me an elitist-I am smarter than you. For proof, one needs to look no further than the Commonwealth of Kentucky on Tuesday night.

Alexis de Tocqueville
Alexis de Tocqueville

Let me ground my elitism by saying that I have a great love and appreciation for the Bluegrass State and her people. I feel as comfortable in a hollow (holler) in southern Kentucky as I do in the holy city of Bethlehem. I know quite a few people in Kentucky and they all seem to have one thing in common, the government dole.

They are on Medicare or Medicaid (1 in 5). They are on Welfare and their kids eat for free at school thanks to Head Start or the socialist lunch program. They are in the military or they are retired and go to the VA for their medicine. They get SSI Disability checks ($1 Billion per year!) and spend them at the local Wal-Mart. They are farmers who depend on federal subsidies to work the land of their father’s father.

They live in trailers up in hollers, chain smoke cigarettes, dip, chew, and have coffee brewing all throughout the day. They bootleg alcohol in dry counties and the kids smoke meth instead of that good ol’ Kentucky dank. They vote republican!

Rand PaulSomebody needs to tell them that their world is about to change. Not because of the socialist-Muslim president, who they fear so much, but because of their Senator-elect Rand Paul. Dr. Paul does not believe that the government has any business in medicine or education or really anywhere else. I do not want to address the merits of his beliefs (except to point out his blatant hypocrisy for accepting Medicaid funds as an eye surgeon in KY) because this is more a critique of the electorate than the candidate.

How can a citizenry, so dependent on the government, elect a senator vowing to abolish said government? What are the people of Kentucky going to do when the Tea-necks start gutting programs that entire hollers, cities, and counties rely on for survival?

Sorry sir, your Medicare card is no longer valid…but at least you have your country back!

Alexis de Tocqueville quote

Peace be with you,

Leftneck Jesus

Leftneck Jesus

Extreme MediocriTEA

The other troubling aspect of the TEA Party is the extreme mediocrity of their candidates.  Again-if a liberal, democrat, or dad-forbid a black guy made any of the gaffes of say Christine O’donnell- they would have been mocked, ridiculed, and forced out of the race weeks ago.  But since she is a conservative, white, Tea Partier (you know real American) her troubles only seem to make her more authentic…not totally unfit for public office.Mediocri-TEA

Or how about Joe Miller-you know the hypocrite taking advantage of all of the governmental programs that he calls “unconstitutional”.  Could you imagine the utter outrage if a democratic senatorial candidate had his private police force arrest a journalist for asking a question?  Tea Party necks would have been exasperated by the thuggery of such socialists (or communists or fascists-they are interchangeable you know?)!  Freedom of the press-the Bill Of Rights-I think that might be in the constitution-quick, somebody check with Christine O’donnell…

Just imagine how hard Fox “news” would have been pushing the story of Carl Paladino’s bestiality porn emails, if he were the liberal democratic candidate from New York.   What about his famous “I’ll take you out” remark to a reporter-where were the Oath Keepers?  Why didn’t they stage a rally outside Paladino’s office to keep him from infringing on the freedom of the press-guaranteed by the first amendment to the United States Constitution?

And last but certainly not least we have Rich Iott from Ohio.  He is the Tea Party chode who likes to dress up like a Nazi.  So how does that work exactly-the Tea Party hates all things Nazi-but they have a candidate who likes to dress up and pretend he is a Nazi?  I’m used to the Tea Party hypocrisy and bullshizzle by now- but Really Tea necks…REALLY?

The fact that I’m even aware of these crackpots is testament to the double standard at play within the Tea Party and conservative politics.  Not only have they not been forced out of their respective races but some might actually win.  The same people, who mock a constitutional law professor for not knowing the Constitution, support Christine O’donnell and her total ignorance of the Constitution.

Peace be with you,

Leftneck Jesus

Leftneck Jesus

Tea Party And Oath Keepers MIA 2000-2008

I have had one underlying question since the inception of the Tea Party, Oath Keepers, and the resurgence of the militia movements; where were they from 2000-2008?  This seems to be a legitimate question that nobody within the movements can or wants to answer.

This is not (as some might characterize) an attempt to call anyone who does not like president Obama or his policies a racist.  Although there is little doubt that there are racist members of all of the groups in question (based on member comments on websites, signs at rallies, and the sudden need to protect the constitution from the very things the prior administration did at will) I believe Barack Obama happens to be the perfect storm of a “liberal”, a democrat, and a black guy.

For some reason the groups did not find it necessary to form when King Dubya was playing cowboy with the constitution that they claim to hold so dear.  Here is a short reminder of Bush-era accomplishments that did not trouble the Tea Party, Oath Keepers, or militia-necks:

1.  Patriot Act

Violated 1st and 4th Amendments of the U.S. Constitution and was found to be unconstitutional in court.  Unconstitutional-oh no here comes the Tea Party?

2.  Military Commisions Act of 2006

Supreme Court ruled it an unconstitutional encroachment of habeas corpus rights.  Here comes the Oath Keepers?

3.  NSA Warrantless Surveillance

Executive order to spy without a warrant!  This is number 2 on the Oath Keepers “Orders We Will Not Obey” list.  Apparently it was an order they would obey during the Bush administration?

4.  Authorization for use of Military Force Against Terrorists (AUMF)

Bush issued a Presidential Military Order to detain so called enemy combatants.  This is number 3 on the Oath Keepers “Orders We Will Not Obey”.

5.  Unfunded Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan

Bush and the Republicans did not include the $1 Trillion dollar costs of the wars under the military budget but instead tried to hide the costs in supplemental funding bills.  That is $1 Trillion BORROWED dollars for all of the people crying about deficits for healthcare.

6.  Medicare Prescription Drug Benefit

Socialized Medicine?  Entitlement?  Projected cost of $550 Billion!  The year was 2003 and the Tea Party was…?

7.  2002 Farm Bill Subsidies

The total was $170 Billion over ten years (twice the cost of your tax dollars than any other farm bill in history).  The year was 2002…7 full years before this would be considered socialism by the Tea Party.

8.  No Child Left Behind

The American Association of School Administrators (AASA) opposed the legislation because of…wait for it… its expansion of the federal government’s role in education.  The AASA had an issue with the expansion of government but the Tea Party was okay with it.

9.  Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP)

Signed into law by President GEORGE W. BUSH on October 3, 2008.  Surely the Tea Party formed the very next day-hahahahaha?  I would be willing to bet the lot that a majority of Tea Party members think Obama signed TARP.  Seriously-how much do you want to lose?

10.  John Yoo (DOJ Office of Legal Counsel-GWB 2001-2003)

Yoo helped develop the legal justification for the detention of enemy combatants, torture, the policy declaring that the president is not bound by the war crimes act, and for warrantless wiretapping.  Mr. Yoo seemingly violated the Oath Keepers “Orders We Will Not Obey” numbers 2, 3, 4, 7, and 10.  Surely the Oath Keepers formed right after Mr. Yoo’s work surfaced-hahahahaha?

I’m sure I could go to 20, 30, or 40 but I think the 10 examples above are enough to prove my point and to help call into question the timing of the Tea Party, Oath Keepers, etc.  Where were they during the signing of the socialized Farm Bill?  Why did John Yoo not send them running to recite their oath to the constitution?  Why didn’t the militia-necks stage mock exercises and rallies when Bush signed the Patriot Act?  Any single example above should be enough to trump anything the Obama administration has done so far or even dreamed of doing (off in their underground socialist Mosque-of course!).

Timing is everything-it looks like the democrats will get crushed in a couple of weeks and we will see if these movements stay true to their  so-called principles (as their candidates takeover) or if like the militia movements from the Clinton years-they silently go back home until the next “liberal” is selected?

Peace be with you,

Leftneck Jesus

Leftneck Jesus

And Then There Was Leftneck…

So if you are reading this, then you are one of the chosen few here on earth, or at least the United States. If you believe in signs from God (Dad) or that sort of thing, then this is definitely one of those moments. Yes, I have a website – big deal. I had to do it because people do not read much of anything these days, let alone The Bible. I mean look at you… when was the last time you read your Bible? Do you even own a Bible? Have you ever read The Bible? Exactly! It seems that the lack of reading has contributed to my followers somehow confusing me and my beliefs with somebody else.

Therefore I have come to spread the truth and try to respond to all of my phony worshippers. This will be a colossal mission because Satan has infiltrated my supporters with greed, power, and a false reality. To help me monitor and respond to the onslaught of ignorance I have my Apostles. They have proven their allegiance and commitment to the cause without explicitly knowing who I really was. I have been living as a leftneck in the Midwest for the last 30 years, screaming just to be heard. The Apostles were the ones who finally listened… thank you!

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Peace be with you.

Leftneck Jesus