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Ann Coulter: Please Put Down The Crack Pipe

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Ann Coulter: Please Put Down The Crack Pipe

One of the main reasons I have revealed myself at this moment in time is to combat the lies told by modern day Pharisees. Ann Coulter might just be the Queen of these Pharisees. I recently laughed my way through her right-wing version of history at ChodePAC 2011. In her tweaker-blonde version of history, Iraq […]

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Ronald Reagan: Patron Saint Of The Tea Party?

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Ronald Reagan: Patron Saint Of The Tea Party?

So with all of the celebrations and Sarah Palin speeches in honor of what would have been Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday, I thought I would take the time to punk some Tea-necks (you know how I roll). See, I do not think Reagan could get elected by the Tea Party because he would not be […]

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Welcome To Ohia

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Welcome To Ohia

Gov. John Kasich (R-OH) is paying his top staff members significantly more than the previous administration, but his total office payroll is $300,000 less.  He is cutting the total payroll by eliminating eight positions and decreasing the pay of his lowest staff members.  Yes, you read that correctly, his fiscal conservatism only applies to administrative […]

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Merry Crizzlemas!

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Merry Crizzlemas!

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The New Opiate Of The Masses

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It cracks me up that 40% of Americans support a tax cut that only 2% will receive.  The republicans have convinced Bubba that he should support tax breaks for the rich because he might be rich someday.  Guess what Bubba-you are not going to be rich-so please start voting your reality and not the republican […]

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Dancing With America

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Mrs. Crizzle watches “Dancing With the Stars” and she is suddenly feeling the Palin effect.  She is not as political as your boy-so I will admit that it’s kind of nice to have her deal with the Palin freaks for once.  I do not watch the show, but from what I can gather, the Tea-necks […]

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de Tocqueville Was Right

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de Tocqueville Was Right

de Tocqueville was right, Americans really are too stupid to govern themselves. Go ahead and call me an elitist-I am smarter than you. For proof, one needs to look no further than the Commonwealth of Kentucky on Tuesday night. Let me ground my elitism by saying that I have a great love and appreciation for the […]

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Extreme MediocriTEA

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Extreme MediocriTEA

The other troubling aspect of the TEA Party is the extreme mediocrity of their candidates.  Again-if a liberal, democrat, or dad-forbid a black guy made any of the gaffes of say Christine O’donnell- they would have been mocked, ridiculed, and forced out of the race weeks ago.  But since she is a conservative, white, Tea […]

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Tea Party And Oath Keepers MIA 2000-2008

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Tea Party And Oath Keepers MIA 2000-2008

I have had one underlying question since the inception of the Tea Party, Oath Keepers, and the resurgence of the militia movements; where were they from 2000-2008?  This seems to be a legitimate question that nobody within the movements can or wants to answer. This is not (as some might characterize) an attempt to call […]

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And Then There Was Leftneck…

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So if you are reading this, then you are one of the chosen few here on earth, or at least the United States. If you believe in signs from God (Dad) or that sort of thing, then this is definitely one of those moments. Yes, I have a website – big deal. I had to […]

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