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Republicans Continue To Crucify

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So on the observation of my crucifixion, I would like to take a few moments to reflect on the irony of republicans, who worship me, but continue to crucify the people emulating my teachings. It just feels like they are the type who read the cliff notes but not the book. They go to church [...]

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Ann Coulter: Please Put Down The Crack Pipe

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Ann Coulter: Please Put Down The Crack Pipe

One of the main reasons I have revealed myself at this moment in time is to combat the lies told by modern day Pharisees. Ann Coulter might just be the Queen of these Pharisees. I recently laughed my way through her right-wing version of history at ChodePAC 2011. In her tweaker-blonde version of history, Iraq [...]

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Ronald Reagan: Patron Saint Of The Tea Party?

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Ronald Reagan: Patron Saint Of The Tea Party?

So with all of the celebrations and Sarah Palin speeches in honor of what would have been Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday, I thought I would take the time to punk some Tea-necks (you know how I roll). See, I do not think Reagan could get elected by the Tea Party because he would not be [...]

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Genesis 1:1 In The Beginning God Created The Heavens And The Earth

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In the beginning the FED created fiat currency and fractional reserve banking.  The FED is god-like in that if you are a true believer in the system, the FED plays god by controlling how much money is in supply, its value, and the amount of credit available to banks. I’m writing this because from what [...]

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Welcome To Ohia

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Welcome To Ohia

Gov. John Kasich (R-OH) is paying his top staff members significantly more than the previous administration, but his total office payroll is $300,000 less.  He is cutting the total payroll by eliminating eight positions and decreasing the pay of his lowest staff members.  Yes, you read that correctly, his fiscal conservatism only applies to administrative [...]

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Sickening But Brilliant

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If 2/3 of the USG budget is spent on entitlements (Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security) then it only makes sense that if you are going to balance the budget (which we all know is not possible and so do they) you must cut DoD spending. What annoys me is that the GOP seems to have [...]

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Merry Crizzlemas!

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Merry Crizzlemas!

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The New Opiate Of The Masses

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It cracks me up that 40% of Americans support a tax cut that only 2% will receive.  The republicans have convinced Bubba that he should support tax breaks for the rich because he might be rich someday.  Guess what Bubba-you are not going to be rich-so please start voting your reality and not the republican [...]

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Dancing With America

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Mrs. Crizzle watches “Dancing With the Stars” and she is suddenly feeling the Palin effect.  She is not as political as your boy-so I will admit that it’s kind of nice to have her deal with the Palin freaks for once.  I do not watch the show, but from what I can gather, the Tea-necks [...]

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de Tocqueville Was Right

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de Tocqueville Was Right

de Tocqueville was right, Americans really are too stupid to govern themselves. Go ahead and call me an elitist-I am smarter than you. For proof, one needs to look no further than the Commonwealth of Kentucky on Tuesday night. Let me ground my elitism by saying that I have a great love and appreciation for the [...]

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